Gabriel Garcia Marquez :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

I don’t think I’ve heard any two people pronounce Smaug the same way.

The Desolation of Smawg
The Desolation of Smoog
The Desolation of Smayg
The Desolation of Smug
The Desolation of Smaoog
The Desolation of Smeeg
The Desolation of Smayough
The Desolation of Smags
The Desolation of Smigg
The Desolation of Smiggles
The Desolation of Smoauhge
The Desolation of Smagg
The Desolation of Smegma
The Desolation of Smahoolie
The Desolation of Smaegs

New season of Louie starts sooner than I thought yayaayayayyy!!!!!

Also, the pilot episode of Fargo was incredible. I’m so stoked for the rest of the season.

I’m so excited to watch Fargo. It’s gonna be a great show.

loc-e:

R.I.P. Ultimate Warrior

nevver:

McDonalds Is Impossible, Chelsea Martin

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Kumail Nanjiani

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Holy crap House, M.D. is streaming on Netflix so excuse me while I enjoy my latest excuse to not go outside.

I think Sizzling Bacon on Netflix will go down as the greatest 20 minutes of recorded video history. I cannot believe the high calibur performance of “hands flipping bacon”. Completely blown away by everything about it. The soundtrack. The cast. The beautiful cinematography. The directing. All absolutely brilliant and that is 100% real. I’m only saddened by the fact that this came out after the Oscars. The budget must have been huge but I know for a fact that Netflix will make their money back tenfold and everyone involved in its production will be billionaires when the waves of praise finally die down.